Trent Burns:
What you piss in is yours for life.
Morton Stockard:
A popular girl is never bored. Or boring.
Devon:
I don't like children. They smell like TV.
Devon:
People say you're trash. Trash is something you put a lid on because it stinks. You don't smell so bad!
Trent:
That made my day!
Trent:
The way I see it, you have people who own lawns and people who mow them. And they're never the same.
Trent:
I don't like ribbons, and I got me a hangover.
[
Devon is unbuttoning her blouse to show Trent her scar]
Trent Burns:
You're not old enough
Devon:
It's not my chest I want to show you, stupid !
Morton Stockard:
She could *at least* pretend to be happy. I mean, when I was a kid that's what you *did* for your parents.
Trent Burns:
Trees don't give a damn about people.
Devon:
Home is in my hands.
Devon:
I'm not a princess.
Trent Burns:
Yeah, well I'm still piss poor.
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